Thursday, June 19, 2008

How Dare That Vet!

So I'm sitting at home in my Scooby Doo PJs, watching a rerun of the Golden Girls with my treasured pooch, Joshy, when a peculiar offer comes my way from this local vet (who we'll call "The Local Vet.")

This vet figures my blog, which reaches 4 people in the metropolitan NYC area, is the perfect venue to get his fledgling business out there. The vet suggests if I promote his dying practice, he'll gladly provide my readers' pets with free checkups.

As if there weren't a catch.

As if this vet didn't have an ulteriour motive.

Sorry vet, but don't look to me for help.

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